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đź’¬ The Rubin Recap, Issue 14
Howard Stern is set to be canceled, ICE is getting ready to open the 'Speedway Slammer' and Big Balls unlocks hero status for saving a woman who was being assaulted ...
Dave Rubin
August 06, 2025
3 stories to know about today
Dave’s off the grid, but his Rubin Report team is still on and back with a few news stories that caught our attention this week. Dave will be back with a brand-new season of The Rubin Report beginning on September 2 — which will be here before you know it.
Here we go:
It’s finally happening. Howard Stern is reportedly getting canceled by SiriusXM. Apparently, calling half the country idiots for 8 years isn’t great for ratings. Who knew?! Stern’s off the air and probably rage-quitting with Beetlejuice as we speak. Pour one out … or don’t.
🚨 JUST IN: SiriusXM has CANCELED The Howard Stern Show after the Trump hater’s ratings PLUMMET
At least Stern will have time to tend to his TDS now 🤣
“After you saw what happened with Stephen Colbert, it's like they just can't afford to keep him going,” a SiriusXM insider
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor)
12:25 AM • Aug 6, 2025
Also breaking: A guy literally named Big Balls (real name Ed Coristine, but who cares?) just saved a woman from an assault in DC. Hero status unlocked.
🚨 HERO ALERT: DOGE staffer Ed Coristine — known by many as “Big Balls” — jumped into action to help a woman being attacked by a group of 8 teens in Washington, D.C.
💪 Big Balls didn’t hesitate. He stepped in when it mattered most.
đź‘Ź Ed Coristine is a hero. Give this man the
— MAGA Rudolf 🇺🇲 (@rudolfhenryk5)
4:56 PM • Aug 6, 2025
And in totally normal government news, DHS is building a new migrant detention center in Indiana, and they're calling it ... wait for it … The Speedway Slammer. Sounds like a Six Flags ride. And yes, it’s the sequel to Alligator Alcatraz. It’s a crazy world.
BREAKING: DHS confirms to @FoxNews that the next “Alligator Alcatraz” will be in the state of Indiana at the Miami Correctional Facility & will be branded as the “Speedway Slammer”. DHS says it will expand ICE detention capacity by 1,000 beds, will house some of the “worst of the
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_)
9:09 PM • Aug 5, 2025
That’s it for now — see ya later this week.
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